June 2012
9 posts
Someone read my palm today and basically I’m dying young. Bummer!
Jun 4th
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Why does tumblr like really tacky shit?
Jun 3rd
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I found my first gray hair.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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yufeelme: don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
161 posts
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May 31st
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Someone hook me up with their Netflix so I can watch Drive at work. 
May 30th
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Take a shot for every workaholics post you see on your dash.
May 30th
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Xibalba is one of my favorite Kid Rock songs.
May 30th
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redstarsanschastity: One of the greatest videos of all time.
May 30th
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fauxsemblants: my dad didn’t want to buy food so he went to the hospital and stole it　 I go to art openings for the free wine and cheese. I only pretend to like art.
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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Someone tell me to go to sleep.
May 29th
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May 29th
Did I tell you guys that in the third grade, somehow, a pencil point was stuck inside my ear? It made me throw up a lot and have hella nosebleeds for like 4 months or so. Puke everywhere.
May 29th
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Very out of it today. Someone bring me a beer.
May 28th
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My brother won’t stop making Wookie noises since we watched Star Wars last night.
May 28th
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I haven’t posted in a few days. Hope y’alls are enjoying the Internet.
May 27th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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My neighbor got a dog on Monday and it got ran over by a car today. 
May 23rd
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A Motown Tribute to Nickelback
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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pentagonal asked: Horse_ebooks iz commidy jean yes.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Hips Don’t Lie is playing at this Wonder Bagels. A sign of a good day.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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flowerstrawberry: If you like Brazzers more than Bang Bros, we can’t be friends. Yeah Bang Bros has Bang Bus and that dude named Ramón.
May 23rd
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You know how I know I have no friends? No one told me how goofy I looked w/ long hair. Real friends would have said something.
May 22nd
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Do you guys remember Taproot? THIS SONG IS A POEM TO MYSELF IT HELPS ME TO LIVE.
May 22nd
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I’m missing the Maps & Atlases show.
May 22nd
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I really want to start painting again, but I need subjects to paint. 　
May 21st
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It’s 2012 and I’m still receiving e-mails from MySpace.
May 21st
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Whispering “Hilton Hilton, bitch I’m Paris Hilton” over and over to myself.
May 21st
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Bank account is in the negative numbers today. Guess I’m missing Maps & Atlases tonight.
May 21st
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May 21st
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Local blogger upset by another blogger’s opinion on music. More at 11.
May 20th
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May 20th
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I thank baby Jesus everyday for blessing me with good hair.
May 20th
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Things I’m afraid of: Heights and El Chupacabra.
May 20th
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May 20th
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